"No-Windows Rhapsody"

Is Vista a real Fail?? Is this a prototype??
found in the Job´s Trash, and sold to the humanity,
open your files, look up for new virus on it.
I´m just a school boy, I need to do homework,
but Winbugs is so slow, and easy crash,
little quality, and high price.

Any way the Windows, sometimes is so helpful to me… to me.

Teacher, I just killed my PC,
put another new hard drive, installed windows, now it´s dead.
Teacher, all my time is lost, but now I´m gonna try it on Linux.

Bill Gates !! ooohh,
It´s time for you to cry,
cause I don´t gonna use Windows tomorrow,
never more, never more, remember there are to many others.

Today, the RAM is burned,
I forgot to turn on the fan,
few hours later was so hot.
Good times whit my PC, I know I spent,
but now I have to throw it against the wall.

Bill Gates !! ooohh,
I will not be back,
Sometimes I wish that you shouldn´t have been born.

(Autor: Francisco Martínez)

I see a brand new model of a MAC,
buy it now !! buy it now !! what the F*** are you waiting for ??
many Worms and Troyans, every day attack my PC.

Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs, Fur Elise, Hocus Pocus oh oh oh oh

I´m just a school boy, nobody help me.
He is just a school boy, with a poor salary,
who says that Winbugs Vista is a bull s#!+

Easy fail and paralyze, what must I do ??
Ctrl+Alt+Del, Nooo !! the blue screen appears now, Oh my God !!
Ctrl+Alt+Del, you must buy another one, what the Fuuuuu ??
Ctrl+Alt+Del, Nooo !! the blue screen appears now , Oh my God !!
you must buy another one, Mother of Fuuuuu ??
You must change to MAC. I will not.
You must change to MAC. ooo
no no no no, no, no, no…Oh compu mia, compu mia, compu mia, say good bye
because Bill Gates has a virus put inside for you…
for you…
for you !!

(Autor: Francisco Martinez)

So you think you persuad me and infect my files ??
So you think I can sell me and shatter my life ??
Well, maybe… sometimes you won maybe,
But now ´till the end, I´m gonna use Linux from this year.

(Autor: Francisco Martinez)

Fu** yeah, Fu** yeah,
there are to many others,
systems for PC´s
there are to many others, there are to many others, for me.

Any way the Windows...

(Escrito en Agosto 2011, publicado el 11/sep/2011 - 1:40 PM)
Basada en hechos reales... estoy usando Linux desde Enero 2012